Tip Using
only one combo gives you the
most control. Choose wisely.
Warning, you crazy
fuck: Grumpls trapped with more
than one combo are almost a
different breed.
Did you know? This one time, Pumplescroob
ate 26 goblin burgers in one
sitting. Hasn't been the
same since.
Fun fact If
left alone in a trap for too
long, a grumpl will
sometimes chew off its own
face.
Did you know? Baiting ain’t the only
thing we do with burgers.
Sometimes we actually eat
‘em..
Reminder Don’t ask where Urki gets
the meat for those sideways
burgers.
Real talk Gobdongit, you are one ugly
gob, you know that? I'm not
hittin' on ya. I'm just
sayin'.
Fun fact No
one knows for sure where the
grumpls originally come
from, or who sent 'em.
Hopefully they don't come
back and find out we been
eating them.
Tip It
takes 69 years of practice
to trap a grumpl correctly.
Fun fact You can make your own diy
trap, or get one from Bergis
at his store Trapper Keeper
Master Baiting Services.
You should know Sometimes when you trap a
grumpl they pee a little,
it's a good idea to have a
towel on hand when baiting.
They say You are what you eat. I
hope that’s not true.
Funny, but true True master baiters know
when to slow down.
Gob fact Gobs don’t usually put
veggies on their burgers. If
we need roughage, we eat
mulch.
Did you know McGoblinburger keeps three
orcs on retainer for their
pulled orc dong burgers? We
only need three, coz those
floppy old things grow back
in seconds!
Ogre fact "Pecherfide" oger doots
'zakchully one of them
mis-nomer things. Ogers shit
straight concrete to begin
with.